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Super tuned up self fister

What Russel Crowe is... A man that wanks really fast and is over and done with quick...Or fists his own ass at pace, and ejaculates quick coz of it.
Super tuned up self fister!!!
Have you see his crap films???
by billy-bob.616 May 16, 2010
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Mongolian blumpkin fister

When the giver puts their arms, legs, and head, up the receiver’s rectum and begins to rotate it violently fast until the receiver begins to fecalate and their feces gets spread all over their intestines

(Genghis Khan favorite sexual act (rumored))
by Gilf Destroyer 6969 May 20, 2025
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ur sister fister

worse than ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian and worse than ur granny tranny combined
trevor: yo kyle ur granny tranny
kyle: ur dad lesbian

trevor: no u
kyle: ur sister fister
trevor: *dies instantly sun breaks a piece of*
by lolfagit 101 March 20, 2018
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Twister Fister

“TWISTER FISTER” - The sexual act of pleasuring oneself with a large fist shaped attached to a power drill
John had an extreme orgasm while using his new “TWISTER FISTER”.
by PoohBear84 June 4, 2018
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Lick fister

A dirty little sod who will lick their fist during an act of sexual intercourse
"He fisted her and then kicked his first, disgusting, what a dirty lick fister".
by Sauce_Monkey October 3, 2020
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Fister Salad

The act or art of putting both fists into 2 viginas and lick the fistee's assholes, very popular practice among more evolved(kinky)gays. requires great care and huge amounts of lubrication and focus. Kamala Harris is onced rumured to have participated in a Fister Salad in her early years of college at Howard University.
In the middle of our threesome they both asked for a fister salad.
by Fruit loop fagoon May 6, 2023
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sister fister

when you have incestuous thought and want to fuck your sister
kristian:i want to be a sister fister
kevin: dude no
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