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Fiberous Mosgrove

A condition when your pubic hair grows longer, thicker, and less curly when you ingest too much fiber.
Tim: Did you see John’s pubes?
Stegosaurus McCluggers: Yeah it looks like he has Fiberous Mosgrove.

Tim: How’d he get that?
Stegosaurus McCluggers: It must be from that new diet he’s on.
by Possum Brown December 22, 2024
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Fiberal

1. A faux liberal is a usually a #SJW #wokester or #whitesaviour who goes around being pretentiously "#progressive " or "#secular ", but is covertly against freedom, as in a #commie or #radical .

2. Someone who pretends to know and own the entire bodies of history linguistics etc, but is factually a #charlatan .
Karen: Ya delusional! Why'd yo make up this fib about the "fiberal"? There's no mob outside in our streets, or vandals destroying property in the real world!

Laila: Oh babe! I just meet one in the virtual world! A #keyboardwarrior claimed #Dalai_Lama (who is not a #Lama ) and #Tibet speak Chinese or "Sino-" on #SouthAsia page of #Wikipedia AKA wok-fake-media. Sinicisation is a #fact #Getalife
by Hardy Mollah June 15, 2022
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Fiber Tax

The amount of fiber one has to consume in order to make sure they have a normal bowel movement without paying for it in pain.
“I have constipation, I can’t make it to the party!”
“Did you have too much or too little fiber?”
“What?” (Groans)
“If you had too little fiber, then you didn’t pay your body the fiber tax to let the stool through.”
“What if I had too much fiber?”
“Then you paid too much fiber tax!”
by DorianGray1243 July 11, 2023
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wild fiber

When you’ve eaten too much fiber and your next poop comes shooting out at 100mph - ready or not.
Shouldn’t have had all that wild fiber - now I pooped my pants.
by shrootbux February 15, 2023
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Dark Fiber

The large quantity of information, time, and effort wasted in large bureaucratic organizations to fulfill petty changes that will likely never come into use.
The dark fiber at Advance Auto Parts cost the company millions in capital per year.
by emptypepsican August 17, 2008
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