NOUN-A term used to describe a country bumpkin who runs barefoot, even in cow pastures. They have no concern about stepping in whatever farm dung may be lying there. Often these people are missing teeth and are married to their cousins.
"Hey, look at fecal feet over there. I bet his family tree doesn't have any branches"
"Holy cow, man! Why did you bring fecal feet?? We aren't going cow tipping!!"
"I don't care if she has fecal feet, she is a well fed country girl. I bet she can cook a mean possum"
"Holy cow, man! Why did you bring fecal feet?? We aren't going cow tipping!!"
"I don't care if she has fecal feet, she is a well fed country girl. I bet she can cook a mean possum"
by Sam Davis, the original circus punk April 30, 2008
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(Odie sermen) Teachings and Preachings enlightening poor flocks of onlookers to the art of expelling human excrement
This year at work i fecalphied my ass!!!! Arent you jealous go git you some
(Odie sermen) Teachings and Preachings enlightening poor flocks of onlookers to the art of expelling human excrement
This year at work i fecalphied my ass!!!! Arent you jealous go git you some
by ODIES GUNTING December 13, 2009
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The contortions of the facial structure elicited by an arduous shit.
Usually the result of constipation, diarrhea, or the dreaded constirrhea.
Usually the result of constipation, diarrhea, or the dreaded constirrhea.
by lbeesntdeirx March 10, 2013
Get the fecal expression mug.A dense accumulation of feces-tainted water vapor trapped in an enclosed area.
This phenomena occurs when someone takes a long hot shower immediately following prodigious defecation.
it can alternatively occur if someone takes a dump while another party is showering.
This phenomena occurs when someone takes a long hot shower immediately following prodigious defecation.
it can alternatively occur if someone takes a dump while another party is showering.
"I thought she was just showering, and I unknowingly walked into a wall of fecal fog when I opened the bathroom door"
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"He snuck in and dropped a deuce while I was showering, it kicked up a massive fecal fog that nearly choked us both"
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"He snuck in and dropped a deuce while I was showering, it kicked up a massive fecal fog that nearly choked us both"
by Randella De'ville September 24, 2016
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Get the Fecal boy Johnny mug.In July 2013, a news report on ABCnews.go.com said a Nob Hill, AZ woman was arrested for malicious fecal distribution after being caught by a security camera pooping in a neighbor's yard 4 times over the course of two weeks. The neighbors had been in a heated dispute for several months.
by JavaJaneOhio September 2, 2013
Get the malicious fecal distribution mug.Shit that is normally dispersed from the rectum. Used by college professors and soccer moms trying to appear mature when discussing something like poopies.
And lo, Sir Edward did assume a sitting position whilst using the facilities, and a large burst of fecal matter didst disperse forth from his rectum, and there was much rejoicing.
by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 11, 2003
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