Leaky Faucet

This strange and rare occurrence finds its way into the bedroom following a good tag in the ass. Post tag, the dude pisses in her ass. Remnants will drip out at a leaky pace.

T-Bone pissed in her ass, and that shit was leaking all night (like a leaky faucet)

by T-Bone.UNL September 30, 2007

flesh faucet

the dick of a man who can drop a ton of man relish on his unsuspecting partner

Peter North made Christy Canyon take a drink from his flesh faucet.

by deezinutz April 30, 2008

faucet puking

puking without gaging; puking like someone turned your mouth into a faucet

you're friend was so drunk he was faucet puking off the table

by cketchmark November 21, 2010

Brass Faucet

Peeing on someone's face after sodomy. Ideally in the person's mouth.

O man, jizzing up your butt really makes me need to take a leak. Open up for a Brass Faucet.

by sogoodalways April 9, 2009

mexican faucet

When you eat so much Mexican food that your anus proceeds to leaks dirty brown water.

Timmy just ate 439 burritos and he knows that tomorrow morning he will get Mexican Faucet

by HoobJoob November 8, 2013

sausage faucet

A network loop, especially one that results in a packet storm. Named for a crudely-drawn whiteboard image of such a construct.

Plugging both ends of a network cable into two ports on the same switch (and, if applicable, same VLAN) results in a sausage faucet.

by captain booya November 26, 2010

Faucet Face

A person who drinks water from the tap.

Wow, Karen is a Faucet Face! Look at her drinkin' that hose water!

by mtgentry February 10, 2010