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My Favorite Number 

69

(Also known as My Favourite Number)
My Favorite Number69!

— some random McDonald’s waiter
My Favorite Number by Jack Ouyang November 23, 2022

National give your favorite person a hoodie day. 

National give your favorite person a hoodie day is September 25th. It's fall, they're going to need it more than you. Don't be shy.
Girl: "Today is National give your favorite person a hoodie day."
Guy: "Here take my hoodie."

what your favorite idea 

wise word from a puppet note book 'whats your favorite idea' made a duck die and a red man put literal heart in glitter
what your favorite idea mine is thinking creatively

Goku solos your favorite verse

Goku just does, plain and simple, you can't argue with it.
"did you know Goku solos your favorite verse?"
"yeah."

I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck 

The most amount of times you can swear in a sentence and have it still be a valid sentence
me: I have a world record for swearing the most in a sentence and still having it be a valid sentence

friend: ok whats the sentence?

me: I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck

least favorite child

Being the least favorite child means you either:
a) Have a younger sibling
b) Are less loved
c) Use the term to irritate your parents as they supposedly "love you equally"
My mother said there is no such thing as a least favorite child, and that she loves us equally. Yet she obliviously loves my brother/sister more.
least favorite child by NosliwNeb October 17, 2017