Elon

The piece of excrement that remains stuck half in and half out of your anus after the last fecal log has dropped usually resulting in seemingly endless wiping in attempt to get clean without success.

My asshole itches something fierce after I couldn’t get rid of that Elon this morning. I think I need more fiber in my diet.

by rickabone November 7, 2022

Elon university

Elon University is not so much a small college as it is a 24/7 bar. If you go there, you will drink. Heavily. Every day.

Man it's Monday morning, thank god we go to Elon so we can start boozing.

by Mary Jane Boozleton April 20, 2005

elongatedmusk

A tiktoker named Valerie who makes cringe POVs but it doesn’t matter cause she’s hot

Hey is that Elongatedmusk over there?

by Brodytooturnt May 12, 2021

ellony

Ellony- A very uncommon name given for a female.

Ellony that is such an unusual name.

by LiamMarvel January 30, 2014

Elon Musking

When a man jerks off and bukakkes her face inside an electric vehicle

Dude I was Elon Musking all over this chic's face in my Kia Kona

by Parale May 20, 2019

Elongated Muskrat

Elon Musk's totally real fullname

Person 1: Yo bro, what's Elon Musk's full name?

Person 2: Elongated Muskrat, I thought you knew that
Dr Kloss: Mr Muskrat- I mean Mr Musk sorry, hehe

by Sayori hangs herself dudes December 15, 2022

Elongated Muskrat

The world's richest autistic retard who loves the letter X way too much.

Person 1: Have you heard of Twitter?
Person 2: Nope, only 𝕏.
Person 1: Don't call it that! You're pleasing the Elongated Muskrat!

by KoopaTrooper5011 August 2, 2023