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european handball 

the greatest sport of all time, played with great intensity and played to win.
only the great survive this battle on the court, and it takes some balls to survive this game.

theres a basket involved, and a goal where you throw the ball just to throw it at the goalie. yeaaah, whats better?
don't forget to take three really big steps during your dribbles!
"wow, look at that kid go! he can play european handball like a pro!"
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European sandle maker 

One who shits on someones back and then walks in it.
When you saw Monique you knew you wanted to go all european sandle maker on her.

European Coffee Break

A long, elegant pause in a European workers day in which he consumes coffee or tea, depending on the time of day.
He had a European coffee break. He had a long, enjoyable coffee break. He must of thought he was in Europe.
European Coffee Break by gunitthug January 24, 2011

European Swag 

an undifinable type of swagger; you have it or you don't its that simple
European swag I don't know what it is but I've got a lot of it!
European Swag by Purplecat101997 December 1, 2011

european factor 

How American girls become incredibly horny, drunk and easy once they arrive in a European Country, in contrast to how they behave at home
Person A: Hey what is Suzie acting like such a slut? She never acts like this before.
Person B: Its the European factor, once here they lose all inhibitions and dignity
european factor by galway14 February 14, 2012

European Badger Man 

Isa European Badger Man is the lead Hybrid of Europe. He was the first hybrid in Europe ever to have been created. Some thought at the time that a badger was a strange animal for a human to merge with. However years later people have seen the benefits of a human/badger hybrid as European Badger Man has become one of the most influential and iconic political leaders of the world.
Have you ever met a leader who is as iconic and influential as European Badger Man?

European Fart 

When your peeing you fart. Pronounced "YourAhPeein Fart"
i.e. Your ah peeing fart. so a fancy way of describing it hence the " European Fart "
Not reserved for the elite even rednecks can have European farts!

My wife suffers from European Farts!

You don't have to live in Europe to have European Farts. you just have to be ah peein and fart!

I was peeing and ? well I farted. European Fart baby!!!

Man I always seem to have european farts? I don't know why.
European Fart by The.Sniper October 4, 2017