<.7.9.7.6.>Esme, esUme, esmE<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

Flag

Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Esme, esUme, esmE<.7.9.7.6.> mug.

ESM

An espresso martini.

Basically a red bull vodka that went to Europe and never stopped talking about it.

An adjusted unit of currency started in Columbus, OH.

"I'll have two ESMs, keep the tab open"

"The other day I saw a bed frame at Pottery Barn that was worth more around 67.5 martini espressos on a Saturday night in Columbus."

by jchachang November 30, 2023

Flag

Get the ESM mug.

esme swift

u smell reeeally bad. ur a big fat liar and an attention whore. u fancy ur own brother #incest. ur just so ugly too. nobody cares what you have to say

hi its chris and i hate esme swift

by ninjagoisthebestshow August 20, 2023

Flag

Get the esme swift mug.

Esme is one of those party girls. She is a rebel and so much fun to hang out with. She spends her free time breaking school rules, ending up on detention and smiling through it all. She is fearless and courageous. Another side of Esme is the emotional one. She can burst into tears if she wants to. She is easily attached to things.

Esme always speaks her mind. You might find her staring at you in school hallway. This can mean two things: that she admired you, which is an honor, or that she hates you… which is an honor.

If Esme is your friend/girlfriend, do me a favour and never let her go <3

That girl over there… sooo gorgeous. Def an Esme.

by Stars_in-myeyes254 August 23, 2023

Flag

Get the Esme mug.

Esme W

Esme W is a callus and dad loving individual, she may be born as a male but also passes as a female. She regularly indulges in some scratch imagining and has a picture of him pinned to her wall which she kisses every night. Accompanying that is a photo of her bald companion who give her comfort on scary nights and her sexy and beautiful lover who she sometimes tucks into bed with.

Who's that girl making out with that dog? Oh, silly me that's Esme W.

by Esme lover ;) May 6, 2024

Flag