Sealed Envelope

Sealing the Envelop is to get a female naked and passed out drunk, at which point you masturbate and ejaculate semen down her ass crack using the tip to spread it evenly, then with both hands clamp the cheeks together and wait for it to dry, next day when she wakes up her asscrack will be stuck together.

After getting really wasted woth friends Tony decided to give Ella a helpful sealed envelope

by R1ftWalk3r September 20, 2016

I'll slice you open like an envelope

Used commonly by football hooligans, 'I'll slice you open like an envelope' can hint that the person saying the phrase is carrying a knife and intends to use it lethally on the person they are saying the phrase too. Can also mean that the person it's being said too acts 'big' and 'untouchable' and the person saying it is easily going to beat them up.

'Threat'

Football hooligan- 'you think you can take me on?'
Opposing team football hooligan- 'I'll slice you open like an envelope'

by Cpfcjames September 5, 2016

Vanilla envelopes

Actors who can play white people roles. Derived from the mispronunciation of *manila* envelopes.

me: did you hear Asa is running in '24?
dad: so we're talking pence, desantis, asa, ... man, SNL may run out of vanilla envelopes this weekend!

by RollingFuckBale April 2, 2023

Wet envelope

The act of bukkake with a postal worker

"After delivering the package into the slot they gave him a wet envelope!"

by DexTheSex May 4, 2025

Envelopment Relationship

An Envelopment Relationship is when a person intentionally does not reveal their true feelings on who they love, because they do not want to cause conflict with an existing lover.

Person 1: You like Jane? She's dating John.
Person 2: Yeah, it's more of a Envelopment Relationship..

by xXDj_CandyXx August 13, 2016

Envelope

When a chick is surrounded by white guys during sex.

On my signal, everyone rush in and envelope her

by thottiusMOUSE May 27, 2018

Manila Envelope

An ideal vessel for the dignified and impactful delivery of one's feces to an enemy. It must have a button and string clasp so that the recipient is held in suspense longer, anticipating the contents.

I will watch and count each time he slowly, curiously unwinds that manila envelope string. One, two, there's my poo!

I sent my ex's lawyer an anonymous manila envelope of my best wishes.

by TwoFacesPodcast March 18, 2023