envelope.

envelope.

envelope.

by nicku1006 July 16, 2025

Manila Envelope

An ideal vessel for the dignified and impactful delivery of one's feces to an enemy. It must have a button and string clasp so that the recipient is held in suspense longer, anticipating the contents.

I will watch and count each time he slowly, curiously unwinds that manila envelope string. One, two, there's my poo!

I sent my ex's lawyer an anonymous manila envelope of my best wishes.

by TwoFacesPodcast March 18, 2023

Wet envelope

The act of bukkake with a postal worker

"After delivering the package into the slot they gave him a wet envelope!"

by DexTheSex May 4, 2025

Envelopment Relationship

An Envelopment Relationship is when a person intentionally does not reveal their true feelings on who they love, because they do not want to cause conflict with an existing lover.

Person 1: You like Jane? She's dating John.
Person 2: Yeah, it's more of a Envelopment Relationship..

by xXDj_CandyXx August 13, 2016

envelope

someone who sleeps/chats around many guys

usually is onto another guy straight after another

“jessica slept with rob, jack and dan! what an envelope”

by haigsvsbs April 21, 2018

orange envelope of shame

A parking ticket, particularly one in a bright orange envelope, often found under windshield wipers on cars parked at university campuses and busy cities.

If you don't feed the meter when you park, there might be an orange envelope of shame on your windshield when you get back.

LPT: remove wiper blades from your car so the meter maid can't leave you an orange envelope of shame.

by southland August 18, 2017

Fur Envelope

A very furry vagina.

My friend's mom has a sweet fur envelope.

by BreakBeatDrums May 14, 2015