by proboscis.monkey August 19, 2023
Worst driver you will ever meet. Borderline scary but gets stressed when people get scared of her driving. CANNOT park either.
Boy: oh my god who’s parked on an angle like that??
Other Boy: yeah that’s just eloise don’t worry too much about it
Other Boy: yeah that’s just eloise don’t worry too much about it
by Filaflowa May 08, 2023
A person named Eloise is drastically.... uh.... different. They don’t give a crap about anything you say, but she will give you candy in math class. She is overall a...interesting friend, but at times she can be really dark. Like REALLY dark. She is really smart, but she is also common sense dumb AF. She’a a great friend. 😽
Boy 1: Hey Eloise, your really pretty and I was wondering if you wanted to date?
Eloise: EWWWWW! HELL NO! FUCK OFF!
Boy 2: Yo! Dude! Your really ugly! Wanna hang?
Eloise: HELL YA!
Eloise: EWWWWW! HELL NO! FUCK OFF!
Boy 2: Yo! Dude! Your really ugly! Wanna hang?
Eloise: HELL YA!
by roastingGMS November 01, 2020
by Coolpreppykid17 January 13, 2022
by Coolpreppykid17 January 13, 2022