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Easter Purse

Sexual position where the man puts his "eggs" (testicles) into the woman's vagina. It is not recommended to try this position as foreplay, as its much more comfortable for the man post-coital.

Especially popular on Sunday mornings.
Corey's friends were a bit disgusted when he showed them a photo of the Easter Purse he gave his wife.
by MasterBlaster6999 June 2, 2011
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Easter Monday

A jewish holiday in which jewish people go to Walmart or any other store that sells candy and buys the discounted easter candy
Did you see the Jews at Walmart buying the left over easter candy on Easter Monday?
by BigBoy69 April 6, 2015
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Estera

Someone who his really hot (beautiful )
Wow she/he is really estera
by Cullin January 27, 2017
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easter dave

"Hey, did john call last night? I need to sell myself out again tonight to pay off Easter Dave"
by ThatAwkwardPenguin February 19, 2017
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Easter Egg Hunt

The male equivalent of playing hard to get by abstaining from sex even though the female REALLY wants to play with his “Easter Eggs”.
Bro 1:

I’m gonna let Tanya crack em tonight. She has been on this Easter egg hunt for months. Tonight is the night. She gets to crack my Easter eggs open.

Bro 2: She ain’t want them nasty lil quail eggs.
by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019
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EasterEgg5forV

EasterEgg5forV is the 5th easter egg for her anniversary. Part of a bigger gift.
-You still have to claim your gift.
-omg how many easter eggs are there
-many. You still haven't found EasterEgg5forV
-a what?
-dictionary
by AlexanderTheG February 18, 2021
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easter paper dispenser

The seasonal lawn presence of paper appearing products displayed on large wooden cross members.
You ok?
I am now.

We just crossed the 8k marker in the race and you disappeared.
Yeah. Burritos caught up with me. Luckily there was an easter paper dispenser near by to wipe my ass.
Close one!
by YAWA April 20, 2021
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