dancer dyslexia

The complete lack of ability to follow even the simplest dance combination.
---- Coined by Heidi

"Kick, turn, out, in, pivot step, fuck you!"
"Come on, the combination isn't that bad."
"To you maybe, but I have dancer dyslexia."

by Heidi_in_Cal June 25, 2014

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Dyslexia

An illness where you have the inability to read properly and often mess up spelling.

Dyslexic Kid, "Hey bro I just got diagnosed with daily sex I should see if Karen wants to help out!"
Everyone else, "You sure you don't mean dyslexia?"

by Up The Mighty Blues August 30, 2021

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Dyslexia

Something you probably do not have if you knew how to spell it to look it up

"Hey, Paul, you think I have Dyslexia?" "No you idiot, how would you know that word if you were!"

by Lunewolf January 19, 2022

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English, Phrase (Philosophical/Medical) Psycological Or Cognitive Pediment created by subconscious bias memory reinforcement and our inability to perceptually grasp the nature of time. A point in life at which you are no longer sure if it is more frightening looking at how far you've come, or imagining ahead to how much farther you may yet have to go. In life you may feel a deep sense of nostalgia for the past for many reasons, one of which may be caused by our brains interplay of; Our subjective "sense of time", the process by which we fabricate memories to order time, and the nature of time relative to ones own personal experiences. Overly disproportionate cognitive biases, becoming so tenuous it balances out, and the fear of an uncertain future vs. reinforcement of positive past memories cancel one another, causing longing for the "good ole days" when in reality they were likely neither as "good" nor as fond as one remembers.

Example
Kenan, "Wow man, I sure do miss Good Burger that was a better time, any day I would gladly go back."
Kel, " Actually the past was terrible, I think you may have EXISTENTIAL DYSLEXIA, you are only seeing the good parts in your mind because we tend to reinforce the fond memories, and the future always has a potential for uncertainty which carries implicit fear of the unknown."
Kenan "Wow, Kel, you may be right, I never knew you were this intelligent..."
Kel "Huh? Oh yea... WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER! HOW MAY I GIVE YOU YOUR GOOD BURGER??!"

by JMorrow March 30, 2024

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Dyslexia Death

The untimely death of someone caused by an individual not being able to interpret numbers and letters correctly.

The numbers for the address on the no-knock warrant were switched around due to the undiagnosed dyslexia of the data entry phase, which caused the death of an innocent person when law enforcement entered the wrong house thus Dyslexia Death

by Kptn Sky June 13, 2024

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