Dumpset

When one has to shit so bad they leave the party.

" Hey where's Johnny? Hes up next on beer pong!"

Oh, He's not here..I think he dumpset!"

by butts3000 May 21, 2011

dumpegation

having someone else do your work and telling everyone you are delegating the work, when you really are just too stupid to do it

A supervisor has a subordinate do a particular job (that part is OK) but then says he does not even need to know anything about it. the real problem is that the supervisor does not have the skills to do the job, so he says it is below him. He dumps the work and calls it delegation. Jerry used his skills of dumpegation to make sure he did not have to do any work this week. Really, he looks like a fool because everyone knows he just does not have a clue

by Francis the wise(ass) January 24, 2014

Dumplestiltskin

When one takes a dump which has terds so long and tall that they appear to stand, as if on stilts, straight up in the toilet. a true dumplestiltskin must be two such terds, preferably with the heads peeking above the water level.

I took a dumplestiltskin today that was so tall i thought it was going to run after me when i flushed!

by Johnny Egglehouser March 12, 2014

dumped a canoe

Pooped on her peach (vagina)

Last night I dumped a canoe, literally pooped on her vagina

by Wiznut August 18, 2017

Dumpler

DUMP-ler

Noun
1. a person who makes dumplings
2. a person who crafts delicious small savoury dough snacks filled with meat and/or vegetables.

"I was at a dumpling festival the other day and there was this dumpler with some crazy cool skillz"

"Mum, Dad, I'm a dumpler..."

by Alph3 November 13, 2019

dumpie

a phat ass, dumptruck ass, dad ass, double cheeked up on a monday afternoon.

Yooo did you see dom’s dad? he has a PHAT dumpie.

Because of genetics i inherited my dads dumpie.

Chad Kroeger has a huuuuuge dumpie.

THE GOOD, THE BAD, THE DUMPIE

by Syrupfreak October 26, 2020

Dumperooski

A trip to the bathroom, that involves one of the must glorious bowel movements one could possibly ever experience

Hey bro what’s up ?

Oh nothing much man, just taking the ol daily Dumperooski

by Papawslim April 16, 2022