first draft

a piece of work that is always going to be shit. beyond shit, its going to be the worst thing you have ever written. no one should ever see a first draft
"your work is horrible!" "Don't worry, it's a first draft" "oh that makes plenty of sence
by brutalbrute October 23, 2013
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Back Draft

When after a long fart your boxer shorts get sucked back up your ass
After I ate tacos I farted so bad my shorts back drafted up my ass
by Jb9231 February 27, 2011
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highway drafting

A driver in a motor vehicle following another vehicle or vehicles on a public highway, virtually bumper to bumper at matching speeds to decrease wind shear and increase speed of both vehicles. Originally used in professional motorsports to increase performance at superspeedways, some motorists employ the technique on public roads. Considered to be unsafe and bad road etiquette, many experts agree it should be only performed by professional drivers on a controlled track.
"If that jerk was any closer to my bumper he'd be in my front seat, I don't know if he's highway drafting or if he wants me to get over".
by machinefeeder March 09, 2011
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Queef Draft

Like a back draft only it happens when you are fucking a pussy and the friction is so intense, it causes a reverse Queef, ignites as you pull your shaft out and singes your pubic hair
I was barebacking my bitch with no lube and it caused a Queef Draft and gave me 2nd degree burns
by Crotch Pheasant May 21, 2014
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tappin' the draft

Winksta thinks tappin' the draft is an acceptable phrase...
by L33T_M@JIXX June 02, 2003
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draft dodger

The reason Canada's population is growing.
I'm a pansy and don't want to protect the country that has allowed me to live freely all my life, so I'm moving to Canada.
by Comrade Stalin February 17, 2005
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Boyle Drafting

A lazy method of drafting in fantasy football whereby the drafter uses a computer draft application to select his team. Mostly used by retards and lesbians.
This fag Jay was totally Boyle Drafting last night. Just stared into his draft app for every pick. Pathetic.
by Robert1978 November 28, 2018
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