cuck- a- doodle-DON’T

when your wife makes you part of a throuple but you don’t actually get to do anything sexual because it’s the worst throuple ever.

Brandi (whilst plunging her girlfriend with a giant rubber dolphin dildo) : “Ryyyaaaaaannnn… DON’T fuck her she doesn’t like dick. DON’T put your dick in her mouth she doesn’t do that! DON’T get jizz on her!! Now hit her with a belt. NO DON’T DO THAT!” (Starts crying)

Ryan (rolls over fully erect and disgusted): damn bitch turned me out now I’m her CuckadoodleDON’T

cuck- a- doodle-DON’T

by Shakes and dribbles May 25, 2023

cock-a-doodle-doo

i don't know why,but when i hear "cock-a-doodle-doo" a have a very strong association with masturbating...anyone else?

-so,what are you going to do this evening?
-i'm gonna watch porno and cock-a-doodle-doo!!!

by zuizuizui March 27, 2010

Dyke A Doodle Doo

Such a dyke you have to add a doodle doo. Dresses in all plaid.

1: Dude! Look at that girl!

2: Yeah, she's a totally dyke a doodle doo.

by MandMika July 25, 2011

Cock-a-doodle-doo

When you grab your cock (penis) with your hand and slap someone in the face.

My girlfriend gave me lip so I gave her a cock-a-doodle-doo.

by Pete Edge February 16, 2020

pop-a-doodle-doo

A phrase invented by radio DJ Chris Moyles, as a take on such 'old skool' radio presenters such as Tony Blackburn.

Pop-a-doodle-doo, it's eleven minutes past the hour of nine!

by Daniel Winter June 27, 2004

Fuck a doodle doo

A term meaning "Oh my!". More interesting than saying "Oh shit!"

"Oh fuck a doodle doo, it's time for me to go home!" or "Fuck a doodle doo, I'm tired today."

by binkyboo January 20, 2005

Cock-a-doodle-doo

Roosters do not use their noise called " Cock-a-doodle-doo " to wake us up . They even make their noise in the noon , afternoon , even in the evening and midnight . It 's just a sign that they are hungry . Roosters share their food on their hen . So , if you have roosters , just don 't feed 1 rooster . Try to observe that he is making the noise , " Cock-a-doodle-doo " .

( early in the morning ... a rooster Cock-a-doodle-doo )

-> Hurry up Johnny ! We gotta feed the chickens !
-> Alright ...

by Gaian123 July 4, 2010