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doing a jono 

To do a jono is the act of rejecting your current company to maneuver, in a stalking fashion, over to a person of the opposite sex. Doing a Jono usually consists of a male, staring longingly at a female's chest area. This act if performed subconsciously and usually leaves the former company of the "Jonoer" feeling annoyed. Two people can subconsciously do a jono together, which is known as in the trade, Dual Jonoing.
Sarah: "(oh god, hes doing a jono again, i wish he'd leave me alone)"
Phil: "Oh, theres goes Jono on another tit rampage"
Bob: "Ah man, just leave her alone!!"
Jonoer: "breasts? breast breasts breasts breasts! hmph... breast!"
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big ol doink 

Huge dosage of marijuana, usually done in Amish country
Person 1: out here in Amish smoking a big ol doink In Amish

Person 2: jeebie weebies!

Person 1: gang
big ol doink by Big boy 300p May 24, 2018

big doink 

Fat blunts you smoke in Amish
I saw this dirty fat guy smoking a big doink in Amish. #Gang
big doink by Wolffz13 September 12, 2017
the noise that the ketchup bottle makes when the pre-cum ketchup squirts out
Doider is easily one of the worst red things
doider by nick 2rani November 16, 2021

What da dog doin? 

One of the mighty questions that begs to be answered. What da dog doin? Why da dog doin it? Where da dog doin it? When da dog doin it? Where da dog doin it? How da dog doin it? Why are you here? Why are you reading this?
*Literally anything happens*
Human: What da dog doin?
What da dog doin? by Whatdogdoin January 24, 2022

Doing a Benji 

When your on the toilet bowl for at least a half an hr and then you leave a huge skid mark on the toilet.
Chente: Where'd Ben go?

Fliggy: He's doing a Benji

Lord Farquaad: Oh God, he's gonna be a while. We're gonna need the hazmat suits when he's done.
Doing a Benji by Icknamesj August 25, 2013