bjoern disorder

A disorder someone might have when they blame everything and everyone but themselves for a problem

That's mikey, ever since he got dumped, hes been really bad with bjoern disorder.

by fishcfishface April 26, 2022

Emoji Disorder

This is a very serious problem. It consists of excessive and compulsive use of in necessary emoji.
This can be in emoji chains - the repeated use of one emoji consecutively between two or more people.
Or
The random - the continuous use of irrelevant emojis in a conversation between two or more people

SNAPCHAT CONVERSATION

Bob: Hey, how are you?
Phil: Hey, I’m really happy ☺️
Bob: Good ☺️
Phil: ☺️☺️
Bob: ☺️☺️☺️
Phil: ☺️☺️☺️☺️
Pete: OH NO I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE IM TO NFECTED WITH EMOJI DISORDER... 😱

by Billietta Jones June 9, 2018

TT disorder

Trailer Trash Disorder, is the condition when someone who is white trash that lives in there trailer and never sees the light of day. The person usually only comes out of there shitty trailer when they need food or are forced to leave they hate all forms of socialization. When you see these people they usually say they have all this money and try and hide the fact they don't even shower. 9 times out of 10 there family is sexist racist and several (female) of there family members are in jail for accidental rape of older six foot five three hundred pound black people. luckily they can't afford lawn mowers so in the summer you cant see there shitty cat piss stained trailer because the grass is so high.

Hey Lucas want to get Kaden and go to the movies Lucas: Nah we can't has TT Disorder

by xXswagsta77Xx May 2, 2014

Charging Disorder

Newly discovered psychiatric disorder in which your well being and state of mind is inversely related to the amount of charge remaining on your cell phone battery.

OMG!!! I only have 18% battery left!!! Where's my fuggin charger?????

Oh man my charging disorder is outta control today!

by bgreengolf April 13, 2014

hugo disorder

is when a person who is named "hugo" triggers a certain person with hugo disorder, hugo disorder is not to be taken lightly as it can affect your daily life ; people get triggered by the name hugo

"Be careful around me, know that I have hugo disorder."

by fuckyoubitchesarefake October 28, 2023

Intimacy Disorder

A condition that makes the victim crave emotional intimacy due to lack of it in their past.

A person with Intimacy Disorder may have trouble connecting with someone because of fear of being hurt.
Someone with Intimacy Disorder make have coping mechanisms like humor, television, or food to help them get through the loneliness they feel.

" I heard Kaden has Intimacy Disorder and can't connect to anyone on a true emotional level"

by Y337801 March 17, 2019

The k disorder

A disorder where your toe bends in odd positions and sticks out of your shoes. Specifically the pinkie toe on your right foot. this means you have to wear high heels or shoes that have holes in them so you can put the toe through the hole

young boy- what is wrong with your toe?
person with k disorder- oh, do not worry i have the k disorder

by hghtynyu August 4, 2019