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Brad (disability)

Nickname for an outrageous disability that leaves a person born with misshapen feet (which oddly look like penises in some patients), an unformed jaw, and an underdeveloped brain. People who suffer from brad also exhibit similar symptoms to those with Asperger's syndrome and/or an extremely pronounced variation of autism. According to WHO, a cure has not been identified but medications such as cyanide or strychnine.
"Oh shit, you can tell he has brad (disability). Only a snapchat filter could make him look cute."
by Saturn (disability) February 2, 2019
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disabled cunt

A a lad that is very cuntish, the type of guy to get head boy because he is disabled. Loves kicking balls and licking gooch, known for lifting weights while eating side show bobs calf’s. Works at Greggs bc he is violent molested by family. Does not eat cheese onion crisps because it reminds him of the time a kick stepped on his white creps, he calls people nibby and tells them to relax to trigger them
“You’re just like that disabled cunt”

In bed with another girl, a girl looks at your penis sees its sloppy and calls you a disabled cunt
by Nedddybear May 17, 2018
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Disabled Facial

Whenever you receive a facial from a handicapped individual
“Woah, did you hear about Jensen?”

“Yeah, I heard that Timmy gave her a Disabled Facial. That’s so sick. I didn’t even know it worked
by JoeKempIII July 25, 2019
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Disabled Koala

Hey did you see that Disabled Koala guy? He was so edgy!
by chicken1772 May 19, 2019
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Technologically Disabled

When a person, typically an elderly person, but sometimes a middle aged person, has trouble using or is unfamiliar with modern technology. Can include technophobes.
My grandma is so technologically disabled she can’t even use the TV.
by KingCool99 November 19, 2017
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disabled delay

when the government doesn’t allow emergent things to generally happen in front of disabled people
The disabled delay kept them from suffering more illnesses which would cost the government more funds.
by Coop Dupe December 15, 2019
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disability

r/Entitledparents A Crazy Entitled Mother Rips Off My Prosthetic Arm! by Rslash
time stamp 11:39
ep: You only have 1 child and i have 2 that means i have a disability.

Op: ?
by LoTF Hockey January 31, 2020
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