ding-dong shit

the act of shitting in a bag, then ringing the doorbell of that asshole down the street, then throwing said bag of shit at his house.

I can't wait to ding-dong shit fred, he is such a douche.

by joeseph:D August 28, 2010

ding dong bitch

when one repeatedly ding dong ditches someone (a.k.a. knocking on their door furiously and then fleeing), but when one actually tries to contact the person by knocking on the door, they refuse to open the door.

Brittany won't open her door...she is being such a ding dong bitch!

by Brittany, Queen of Portugal February 18, 2009

farang ding dong

A porn genre refering to Thai women who have received major breast augmentation surgery, courtesy of their generous boyfriends. Farang ding dong means "crazy foreigner".

The chicks on that farang ding dong site are outweighed by their own tits.

by Col. Cornholio August 27, 2006

ding ding dong

Another word for a man's "tra la la."

Gunther: Oh - you touch my tra la la! Mm - my ding ding dong!

by Nathaniel Jones November 14, 2005

jaja ding dong

the best song in the universe

GET BACK IN THERE AND PLAY JAJA DING DONG

by KuhmGuzzler69 October 22, 2020

My ding dong

A very large object

Look at my ding dong.

by Gez man wayyy boz July 2, 2019

ding dong scrumpins

Fuckin'

Yeah, I heard the neighbors through the walls having some ding dong scrumpins

by moobler March 19, 2021