Porn actor: Let me see your ding ding?
Innocent woman: My what?
Porn actor: Your rosebud?
Innocent woman: Huh?
Porn actor: Your clitoris, you idiot!
Innocent woman: My what?
Porn actor: Your rosebud?
Innocent woman: Huh?
Porn actor: Your clitoris, you idiot!
by ahnkhus February 6, 2022

2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!
~silence~
My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!
~silence~
by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023

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