ding ding

Porn actor: Let me see your ding ding?
Innocent woman: My what?
Porn actor: Your rosebud?
Innocent woman: Huh?
Porn actor: Your clitoris, you idiot!
by ahnkhus February 6, 2022
mugGet the ding dingmug.
A song that my parents would sing to me when I was like 3 to get me to be quiet.
2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

~silence~
by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023
mugGet the Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!mug.

ding ding

A word used against someone when they are being just plain out dumb and have 2 fucking brain cells
Victor is being a ding ding
by DARKMATT3R December 15, 2020
mugGet the ding dingmug.

DING DONG DING DONG

it’s simply DING DONG DING DONG it’s the can can it’s the most simple way to say the can can
on wow here comes the ding dong ding dong
by the millers leprechaun February 1, 2023
mugGet the DING DONG DING DONGmug.

Ding ding

A males part; A males penis
Male:Get’s hit in the penis “Ow! You hit me in my ding ding!”

Male 2: “I’m sorry.”
by Your local thot slayer December 9, 2018
mugGet the Ding dingmug.

ding ding ming

A chinese man who likes to get dominated and pegged by women half his size
omg I think Axel is a ding ding ming
by 12inchpenis32 October 25, 2023
mugGet the ding ding mingmug.

Ding ding

person: I have a huge ding ding!!
Other person: same * winks *
by 4ria August 14, 2020
mugGet the Ding dingmug.

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