tumblr depressed

The type of depression that is created out of thin air and seeks nothing but attention, self pity, and re-posts on Tumblr.

BOY 1: Yo did you hear Heather started cutting her wrists because of her newly discovered depression.
BOY 2: Yeah man, I heard she just got Tumblr and prob got Tumblr depressed

by Rickety Wrexked January 25, 2017

Fake depressed kid

A kid that pretends to be depressed for clout on social media apps such as tiktok. Most of them use the sad bart Profile Picture and have shit tons of fidget toys.

Guy: Did you hear about the fake depressed kid?
Girl: Yeah. He got 100,000 likes just for pretending to be "Broken"

by Some random-ass blond guy. May 30, 2021

Depressed Whaling

The act of sliding one's face down self across the floor using only one's hands. This action is often used when upset or done with life.

"I was so upset that I depressed whaled all the way across the kitchen floor."

"Look at her! She's so done she's depressed whaling!"

by E-Squared February 11, 2013

depressed wank

After experiencing a sad moment in your life and you try to cheer yourself up by having a wank but you get no pleasure out of it

My mum just died and I have been wanking for ten hours now and it doesn't even feel good, I just want to feel something. I wish I wasn't having a depressed wank

by Dictionaryvision April 18, 2017

Depressed

Feeling depression, a dark and serious emotion, which is sometimes dangerous. It contains a feeling of sadness and numbness, which doesn't go away over time. Now it is being used by "qUirKy" fourteen-year-olds to be edgy and relatable, therefore losing its original meaning.

Thirteen-year-old basic white girl named Jessica who forgets to do her homework one night: sIgH, i aM depressed guys, i waNna die😭

by yeeyeecowboy March 31, 2019

Depressed

What every 12 year old girl in middle school feels like after their best friend went to Starbucks without them

Sally: Hey guys where are you going?
Mary: Oh were just gonna get Starbucks but I don’t have enough money for you so
Sally: *cries for no reason* you made me DEPRESSED EEEEEEEEEEE

by commit stop body function September 10, 2019

Depressed

The word a 14 yr old girl uses to describe herself thinking that people will give her more attention.

Lily: oh hey I’m lily
Hannah: oh hi I’m Hannah and oh btw I’m depressed
Lily: ...
Hannah: *goes back to her room full of LED lights and posts herself crying on tik tok for more attention

by Gehsgiddb June 8, 2020