defucketated

when you lose your virginity to an animal or its a jewish stripper

For some reason my butt hurts, i think i got defucketated by my dog.

by spincter April 15, 2011

Defun

1) To extract the fun out of something, to render something boring and or painful, to ruin something
2) A keyword in the LISP programming language

John: Let's play with the ball at the beach!
Mike: We can't, we have to study for the test tomorrow, and we have no hand-eye coordination, we're engeniering students remember?
John: You just defun my day. You defun everything.

by pr0gramm December 28, 2013

Deunkenness

A way to explain how drunk you are by misspelling a word.

Dammit. Just realized that whole text is a testament to my deunkenness.

by Webertiger January 19, 2014

defuckinstgusting

Repulsive and almost nauseating feeling toward someone or something

Brandon: Ew.
Sarah: What?
The nats in that fridge are defuckinstgusting.

by Yonn June 20, 2014

Defucksting

Really Fucking Disgusting

Andrew is a defucksting human being.

by Carl’s soggy asshole November 1, 2017

Defonked

When you are feeling sad but in a fonk way/depressed when your fonk

Person 1: Man I am so sad lately.
Person 2: don’t worry man I will help you to not be defonked.

by Armando Camerelo April 6, 2019

Deunkntryingnton

When you want to text, "drunk and trying to" but just came out of the dentist and the nitrous hasn't worn off yet.

Friend 1:: I feel deunkntryingnton type this.
Friend 2: I went to school with a Duncan Tryington
Friend1: Duncan. Duncan donuts

by spresobeans November 18, 2019