decoration delirium

A state by which a person has decorations of several holidays up at the same time.

Wife: "Did you see Bob put up his Christmas lights?"
Husband: "Yes I noticed that he also still has the Halloween Flag flying, poor guy- he must suffer from "decoration delirium!"

by what the .... November 25, 2011

De-decorate

The act of undoing the decorating that one had spent untolled energy and countless hours on decorating may be used for any holiday that requires dragging boxes from the cellar or attic into living room and pawing through the tangled mess you left from the year before.

"Time to de-decorate the tree...not so sure the taking it outside part is happening tonight!"

by Zethrael January 10, 2012

Decorating

When I am getting raped in continuous games of chess and can't make it to my friends house.

I am unable to make it tonight we just finished decorating.

by Alopecia February 17, 2023

decorated necklace

decorated necklace refers to a tattooed hand that is can be used to choke a girl for pleasure of both parties.

"i wish i had a decorated necklace like that"

by girlypopsss December 29, 2023

Decorative gourd

.1) Usually a decorative gourd is a useless items that get kicked around without reason.

.2) Someone who is so painfully, overly useless, that you don't have any other words to describe them. They are beyond lazy, and only groan in disagreement when you tell them to make themselves useful in any way, usually not doing anything afterwards.

Example 1
Person A: How long ago did you ask for that decoration they owe you?
Person B: At least a month...
Person A: God they are such a decorative gourd

Example 2
(The scene of a murder, questioning a witness)
Person A: Where did you last see the victim?
Person B: Uhhhh I dunno-
Person A, as they walk away: What a decorative gourd

by Chaotic_Wyvern January 4, 2023

Rage decorating

When someone starts decorating the house for a holiday (mainly Christmas) and do it in a fast, angry way. Foregoing the health and well being off others if they dare get in the way and impede the decorating process.

We have to be at home the day after thanksgiving because my wife is rage decorating tomorrow.

by Ross52066 November 23, 2018

Christmas Decorations

Lights and inflatables to show your love for Christmas during the holiday season. Mostly ruined by insane people putting their decorations up as soon as Halloween ends or sometimes even earlier.

"I need to put my Christmas decorations up."
"ITS NOT EVEN SEPTEMBER YET"

by youngsavage69 November 25, 2018