Dead man walking.

When a man is balltagged, but the pain is delayed, allowing him to enact his revenge before he keels over from pain shock.

Ex. Dead man walking.

Kyle balltagged me, but I was a dead man walking. So I got to blunt force castrate his ass before we both dropped.

by Microweinerman September 10, 2023

Dead Man’s Hand Dutch Rudder

When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.

“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”

by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021

dead man living

A person who was put in a situation they can’t get out of.

Mike: I heard Jamal got kicked out of the mall because he is black.
Tom: Yea he’s a dead man living

by Mr.Latinaologist October 27, 2022

Dead mans

A term used in New Jersey commonly used to swear upon someone’s dead relatives or friend.

“I put it on your dead mans that I’ll give you money.”

by Thelucky1ne November 10, 2022

Dead Mans Stroke

The act of waiting for your hand to fall asleep before beating your meat with the asleep hand.

I let my hand fall asleep then had a dead mans stroke. It felt like someone else jerkin' me off

by Whatdidyouexpectonthissite November 2, 2021

Dead man’s hand

When being blue balled by a girl, any man can utilize dead man’s hand. Wait for the girl to sleep and gently put her hand on your phallus whilst you fantasize about her jerking you off.

Chad: “So Brad, did you get lucky with Jessica last night?

Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”

Chad: “Awesome”

by Anonymos Maximus July 12, 2021

Dead Man Bounce

When someone of significant importance fakes their own death and goes into protective custody so they can provide the evidence needed to take down “International Crime Rings.”

“JFKJr’s mission is an epic case of “ Dead Man Bounce.”

by Edge of Seventeen July 16, 2021