ceiling darts

A game for kids in school or any place that has enough pens/pencils and ceiling tile that can absorb strong throws from the said pens/pencils. There isn't necessarilly a target other than the ceiling, so it's based on the number of throws you can get to stick in the tiles. However, a certain tile or series of tiles can be selected to qualify or not qualify.

Steve: fucking hell I got detention today.

Josh: me too, so we can play ceiling darts! I got art class next so I can steal enough pencils to get a badass game going.

Steve: you must not have the Internet on your phone.

Josh: I actually don't have a phone.

by Shareeb4Prez May 2, 2014

Chrome Dart

A person who spends time drinking heavy amounts of vodka and tries to convince you they know what they're talking about.

DRUNK: "I'm a zombie and I will punch you in the butt with my middle finger and it'll bleed"

SANEONE: "Uhm, you don't know what you're talking about"

DRUNK: "YES I DO, STOP TELLING ME THAT I EVOLVED FROM A PIECE OF CRAP FROM A TOILET!"

SANEONE: "You're such a Chrome dart"

by Zafire June 21, 2004

kick a dart

have a cigarette, often with friends while you're hanging out.

Let's kick a dart.

by appi_rulz93 September 10, 2010

Cheese Dart

A Cheese Dart occurs when flecks of cheese and pasta are discharged from a penis after sodomizing a cellmate who ate a bowl of macaroni the previous day.

"Hey Tony...I'm gonna spray your back wit cheese darts tomorrow if you eat that cheesy macaroni today!"

by frankfurter by proxy June 5, 2009

Poop dart

The term used for a sharp fart, usually squeezed out forcefully.

I had to use the restroom but i shot a poop dart instead.

by Ryan J Wheeler May 30, 2008

Farts and Darts

Military field grade officers have decorations on the brims of their dress hats. All other services routinely have oak leaves in gold or silver. The U.S. Air Force has clouds and lightning bolts on the brims of their hats. They are referred to as "farts (clouds) and darts (lightning bolts)".

Farts and Darts

by Former Air Force Puke April 17, 2011

The Dart Board

Painting dart board rings on your girls face or ass and trying to get a perfect score by jizzing into the mouth or ass. If you get her eye you may cause her to have The Lazy Eye.

Last night I was playing darts with my old lady and accidentally jizmed her schnoz

I missed my girl's beaver last night playing with the dart board

by echostorm August 28, 2008