A person who spends time drinking heavy amounts of vodka and tries to convince you they know what they're talking about.
DRUNK: "I'm a zombie and I will punch you in the butt with my middle finger and it'll bleed"
SANEONE: "Uhm, you don't know what you're talking about"
DRUNK: "YES I DO, STOP TELLING ME THAT I EVOLVED FROM A PIECE OF CRAP FROM A TOILET!"
SANEONE: "You're such a Chrome dart"
SANEONE: "Uhm, you don't know what you're talking about"
DRUNK: "YES I DO, STOP TELLING ME THAT I EVOLVED FROM A PIECE OF CRAP FROM A TOILET!"
SANEONE: "You're such a Chrome dart"
by Zafire June 21, 2004
Get the Chrome Dartmug. A game for kids in school or any place that has enough pens/pencils and ceiling tile that can absorb strong throws from the said pens/pencils. There isn't necessarilly a target other than the ceiling, so it's based on the number of throws you can get to stick in the tiles. However, a certain tile or series of tiles can be selected to qualify or not qualify.
Steve: fucking hell I got detention today.
Josh: me too, so we can play ceiling darts! I got art class next so I can steal enough pencils to get a badass game going.
Steve: you must not have the Internet on your phone.
Josh: I actually don't have a phone.
Josh: me too, so we can play ceiling darts! I got art class next so I can steal enough pencils to get a badass game going.
Steve: you must not have the Internet on your phone.
Josh: I actually don't have a phone.
by Shareeb4Prez May 2, 2014
Get the ceiling dartsmug. Let's kick a dart.
by appi_rulz93 September 10, 2010
Get the kick a dartmug. A Cheese Dart occurs when flecks of cheese and pasta are discharged from a penis after sodomizing a cellmate who ate a bowl of macaroni the previous day.
"Hey Tony...I'm gonna spray your back wit cheese darts tomorrow if you eat that cheesy macaroni today!"
by frankfurter by proxy June 5, 2009
Get the Cheese Dartmug. by Ryan J Wheeler May 30, 2008
Get the Poop dartmug. Military field grade officers have decorations on the brims of their dress hats. All other services routinely have oak leaves in gold or silver. The U.S. Air Force has clouds and lightning bolts on the brims of their hats. They are referred to as "farts (clouds) and darts (lightning bolts)".
by Former Air Force Puke April 17, 2011
Get the Farts and Dartsmug. A capture-the-flag style game which takes place in bars and pubs which have 2 or more pool tables and a bunch of darts.
Extremely rare, a dart fight will only occur when the thought of throwing darts at each other enters a persons head. The instigator will yell 'DART FIGHT!!' and people within the vicinity will quickly blend into two separate groups, flip over pool tables at opposite end of the room and proceed to throw darts across the way at each other, trying to make their way across no mans land and taking out opponents on the other side.
Goggles are advised if available, but are not mandatory. Dart boards may be worn as a shield when crossing no mans land.
Throwing snooker balls or cues is foul play and will result in the offender being eliminated from the game.
Extremely rare, a dart fight will only occur when the thought of throwing darts at each other enters a persons head. The instigator will yell 'DART FIGHT!!' and people within the vicinity will quickly blend into two separate groups, flip over pool tables at opposite end of the room and proceed to throw darts across the way at each other, trying to make their way across no mans land and taking out opponents on the other side.
Goggles are advised if available, but are not mandatory. Dart boards may be worn as a shield when crossing no mans land.
Throwing snooker balls or cues is foul play and will result in the offender being eliminated from the game.
*Group of guys are standing in a bar talking*
Guy 1: .....DART FIGHT!!!
*Everyone else jumps into action*
Guy 1: .....DART FIGHT!!!
*Everyone else jumps into action*
by GiveHerTheWelly January 23, 2013
Get the Dart fightmug.