Danish Discount

Half off if the hoe is in a good mood. Not to be confused with a French freebie.

I go to Fast Eddy's Whore House on the daily so i'm entitled to Danish Discounts....yeeeeeaaaaaaah buuuuuuddy!

by sexmesideways October 3, 2011

Danish Switcheroo

A sex change

My monitor and the cable were both male, I had to buy a Female/female adapter and perform a danish switcheroo

by dbriz January 24, 2011

Mathew Danish

A dumb fat wetback with a small penis and big fat head, he can't even walk upright.

Whoah look at that thicc nigga Mathew Danish, he so retarded i could bust one on him and he wouldn't even know!

by Gambit820 October 21, 2019

danish dipper

When you’re taking a shit and your dick dips in the water.

Bro 1: Bro I was taking cranky shit and done danish dippered myself!

Bro 2: Aw man I hate when that happens!

by TylerGrape January 26, 2023

danish elephant

When you use cream cheese as lube for anal sex. Preferably strawberry for the asthetic of the color, but original will work ok in a pinch.

I had the best danish elephant in the Panera's men's room the other morning.

by DanishTrunk October 26, 2019

danish landmines

lego spread across the floor like landmines waiting for their next victim to walk on them.

damn! i hate when my brother spreads danish landmines all over the floor!

by Supergarchomp August 13, 2017

danish Picnic

The act of shitting the bed and having sex in it.

"Honey, it's such a nice day, the kids are at grandma's. Do you want to have a danish picnic?"

by The burger king 69 June 28, 2023