Two can Van Damme

Someone who goes on a rampage after a couple of drinks.

Dude, Pete is such a two can van damme. Did you see him after the couple we had in the pub the other night?

by Gordo aka Flash September 6, 2008

dammit pinecone

whenever anything negative happens in life, the pain can be eased by yelling "dammit pinecone!" and putting the blame on this sad excuse of a living organism.

-OUCH I STUBBED MY flippin FOOT!!! DAMMIT PINECONE!!!

by tadertodd December 14, 2010

Scott Dammit!

The exclamation one says once they realize Scott got them on a philosophical tangent during a conversation.

Person 1: "What were we talking about again?
Person 2: "Before the meaning of life? I don't remember."
Person 1: "Scott Dammit!"

by hitheremynameis February 1, 2013

damminga

King of all jackasses; consumes masses amounts of substances and makes complete ASS out of himself and others-

I will shit in your closet

by Mr. slamdougal January 6, 2005

damu

It Means "Blood" in Swahili

Wa$ Bra¢kin Damu. fu¢k loc-o he a ¢krab Ri¢ket

by B^-Daw9..¢k all day 2ill Ma R3d ¢ka$3k3t DroP^5 December 9, 2008

dammit in the ass!

An exclaimation and/or exhortation indicating severe displeasure with the current situation.

Dammit in the ass! I locked my fucking keys in the mutherfucking car!

by Daniliciousuptheass January 17, 2008

Dammit "name"

Used when someone you know does something stupid and/or is wrong. Such as epically failing.

Devon: You were wide open!! Why didn't you shoot the basketball?
Destiny: I didn't think i could get the shot off.
Devon: ...Dammit Destiny

Person 2: We have a basketball game today.
Person 1: I LEFT MY LEBRON JAMES SHADES AT HOME!!
Person 2: ...Dammit "name".

by Caramel14cc March 20, 2011