Damian

Damian is a simp

Damian: *cries over a non-respectable female*
His friends: Damian you’re such a simp

by Damianthesimp April 17, 2019

Damian

Someone who is "soft", they most likely only listen to "soft" music, eat "soft" foods , and play "soft"(normal) league.

Yeah i know, that Damian guy is so soft, he's never even played a ranked game...

by REALLy SUPER Hard guy AKA "Joe October 11, 2018

Damian

A THICC big fat hippo mammal he can jump on top of any person

Damian BUT UGLY PERSON

by PenguinHatersClub October 16, 2019

Damianing

Damianing consists of:
Randomly Off Topic Words
Avoiding your problems with shitposts
being gay
being canadian
blaming everything on your troll like personality
being mean
avoiding social interaction
loving cats
loving hoodies
and being stubborn"

"Dude, can you stop getting so obsessed in a topic we aren't even talking about?"
"Just ignore him, he's Damianing"

by cashwatkins October 26, 2020

Damian

Noun-Damian (DAY-Me-IN) Master Catfisher , will cop you out of you're honors on league of legends. Plays the role of hapless female to grind wins and honor 5, yet ironically is always last to get it.

"Bro I found this hot girl on leeg."
"My nigga that's a Damian OMEGALUL"

by ageatwr August 27, 2018

Damian

Damians are A piece of sh*t. He smells nasty and always farts. He never shuts up and is annoys everyone. He likes to thinks he’s soooo funny and cool. When we all know he ain’t. No doubt about it he’s probably the worst person in existence.

Commonly “mistaken“ names for Damian are Demon and Damon

Guy: “stfu Damian no one cares about your small as* d*ck”
Damian: “you wish I had a small dick”

by abcdeHily January 17, 2020

Damian

A comment made by someone to a group of friends which has nothing to do with the conversation.
It is often followed by an uncomfortable silence and/or uncontrollable laughter.

Group of Friends:
"So, Andreas just managed a handicap of 2 yestersay"
"Wow! Thats impressive, I've only managed a 4"
"4! Thats pathetic, go back to the classes!"

Friend on the outside:
"You know you can buy San Andreas online"

**Uncomfortable silence**

Group of Friends laughing:
"Oh that is such a Damian!"

by triggerhappyscotsman May 12, 2009