daft twat

Synonym of silly cunt

- I've lost my wallet.
- You daft twat!

by Greg K Nicholson August 2, 2004

Daft Cunt

A total fucking idiot

That Adam Rowe is a right daft cunt

by JakeyDbaby October 31, 2018

Danty

Danty,the sweetest most amazing gentlemen you will ever meet. He brings so much joy into your life every single day. He has a smile that could light up an entire city. His laughter is contagious to those around him. His hugs send sparks through your entire body and he doesnt just give you butterflies in your belly, he gives you the entire zoo. Hes the kind of person who makes you want to be a better person, and everyone needs somebody like that in there life. He is one of the happiest, most delightfull people you will ever meet. He will change you life from the moment you meet him. He so reliable, you can always alwasy count on him. You can trust him with your life, your heart. Everyday he goes out of the way to show how much he cares for you. He will suprise you everyday with the amount of passion and dedication he holds. He takes your breath away everytime god allows you to see his prescious, stunning, handsome self, it stops time. When you hold his hand its like electricity and when you kiss his sweet sweet lips you feel ontop of the universe. When he looks into your eyes you feel it, you feel the love and affection he has for you.

delightfull handsome caring bright amazing Dante loving

he is as cute as his name "danty"

by ɖaռtʏ December 29, 2019

daft bint

Naive female, often perceived as stupid. One who would buy Chantelle's biography and label it a "good read".

Sarah: "That iraq place must be really hot!"
Dave: "Why so?"
Sarah: "Well, look at these pictures! It is so hot there these cars just catch on fire!"
Dave: "You daft bint. Iron my shirt, wench!"

by Jeffrey Douglas November 5, 2006

Daft

Stupid dumbasses who have no life.

Person 1: Daft means stupid
Person 2: Oh.. So stupid Punk?
Person 1: You're daft

by xmancrushmonday November 28, 2016

head darty

Host a day party, where there's lots of day drinking and no parents home.

Crossfading drinking weed bucket list lemonade

Hey, head darty at my place tomorrow. There's gonna be crossfading, a lemonade stand with Zoe, water balloons, ps4, and I'm gonna make some Pinterest food fails! It's gonna be LIT.

by kittenmalibu July 31, 2017

Drafty Lovin'

To preform sexual acts with someone wearing a skirt that doesn't normally wear a skirt.

Man: Ey luv! You're wearin' a skirt, that's not normal, come here and let me fist you!

Man/woman in skirt: Oh don't mind if i do! It's been a while since my last Drafty lovin'!

by thepinkyswear June 23, 2014