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columbus crotch rocket

A sex act involving a creme filled donut. A man sticks his erect penis into a creme filled donut. The woman then jerks the man off until ejaculation where the women will be covered in both semen and Bavarian creme.
Jeff: Audrey came home with a box of Duncan donuts. I think it's safe to say she really wanted a columbus crotch rocket.
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mexican crotch rocket

A sultty mexican chick that me that me you cum quick.
that mexican crotch rocket gave me crab last night

human crotch rocket 

A short girl with attitude that should scare you away but body that attracts you more
I saw you helping the human crotch rocket, how did it go?

I was scared and turned on but I think she was cool

human crotch rocket 

A short girl with attitude that should scare you away but body that attracts you more
I saw you helping the human crotch rocket, how did it go?

I was scared and turned on but I think she was cool

human crotch rocket 

A small girl with a temper that should scare you away but is so attentive you’re willing to throw caution to the wind. Like riding a fast motorcycle.
I had a date with the human crotch rocket last night!

How was it? I know she’s very aggressive!

Like riding a ninja in the rain!

You have fun though?

Omg yes!!

Country vanilla crotch rocket 

The act of banging a girl doggie style while eating a bowl of ice cream. The placing the cold bowl on her lower back. Causing her sky rocket of your dick
Dude I was with this chick the other night and turned her into a country vanilla crotch rocket.

croch rocket 

A fast motor cycle usualy a ninja or some other racing bike
jimmy high on coke jumped on to his croch rocket and flew into oblivion!