The Croods

A horror/thriller documentary based on Armenian defeat in WW1. Directed by amateur film producer, Montgomery Python it is known as one of the best films of the last decade. It is renowned for its powerful imagery and clever wit. Mild-mannered professional athlete Woodrow Wilson is abducted by the Vietnamese Second Army, a cult of sea dwelling quadrupeds from Saturn. He tries his hardest to return home to his cat, Fido, but must first find the ancient sword of lore. His action packed adventure leads him to the one place he swore he would never return to... You will be on the floor laughing multiple times!

Person 1: Hey, have you seen the 10th Star Wars movie?
Person 2: Yeah! It was amazing my expectations haven't been that subverted since I saw The Croods in 1983!

by DankiBuddha November 28, 2019

crooksy

A word used in ancient bosnian to describe the act in which men have sexual relationships ontop of a large gathering of beavers.

Man... last night i was so wasted! - i have an uneasy feeling me and muel performed a crooksy!

by Allahbeback May 26, 2006

Halfway Crooks

A definition of a fake gangster, comes from Mobb Deep's hit "Shook Ones, pt. 2". Popularized mainly by the movie 8-mile and today used mostly by little white kids discovering their glutus maximuses starting to grow.

Person A: Ima snatch this fake ass niggas chain after I come hone from the office.
Person B: man aint no such thing as halfway crooks

by DJ_Sikk October 10, 2016

croosh

-some very good marijuana (derived from crucial)

-that shit was the croosh

by tdubs November 7, 2003

Crooks

A gay guy who likes a lot of penis. He loves to like men's buttholes aw well

Look at the gay guy giving a BJ.
Must be a crooks.

Has to be a crooks.

by Cheesedoodle123456789 December 28, 2015

Crooms

A technology school in Florida that has nothing but broken laptops, its in the middle of the ghetto, and if you're white, you're going to be racially discriminated.

Crooms is the worst school in florida!

by urbandicktionary888 October 8, 2011

Choops

A unexpected and forced blow job! When you don't want to give someone a blow but they force you to do it unexpectedly!

Guy#1 Hey wat up dawg!
Guy#2 Hey what up.... what are you doin?---
Guy#2 Dude I don't want to---no---help--
Guy#1 choops!!

by Cupid AKA (The Punisher) May 4, 2006