counter critters

The people that sit at the counter in the resturant
waitress: those counter critters are losers.
other waitress: you got that right, they have no life
by loser2222 September 21, 2006
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shit-critter

“Y’know what? You and our little shit-critter can leave whenever you want…” from the movie "Tideland"
by jadedemotions October 14, 2007
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Pipe Critter

The nasty side effect of sleeping around. Pipe critters is another way of saying "Crabs" but in a more family friendly way.

Pipe Critters are itch, uncomfortable and can be seen swinging from pipe to pipe in an uncontrolled environment.

Pipe critters are largely believed to have originated at a party thrown in honor of Hollywood's favorite widow, Courtney Love.
Dang it Bob, These here pipe critters are on the move again!
by Crunts January 14, 2010
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clit critter

its a small creature with 6 legs. It lives in any unwashed vaginal area. Always be aware when you are with a bitch.....they might havea clit critter and it will bit the dick right off
" I lost my dick to dave's mommas clit critter"
by Jeff favs April 01, 2005
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clitter critter

The vigerous motions of flicking the tongue repeatedly to bring about climax on a woman's clitoris
Aaron uses his clitter critter to please multiple partners sexually.
by aankie April 16, 2007
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critter style

A variation of the doggy style position of anal intercourse, in which the bottom is on his hands and knees, and the top penetrates him from behind. Critter-style is specifically when an older top is particularly aggressive in power-fucking a younger bottom, for example grabbing him around the waist for deeper, harder, more controlled strokes. The bottom is not allowed to masturbate his cock and often ends up with his face pressed into the floor, begging for release. A perfect critter-style fuck is achieved when both partners achieve orgasm simultaneously. Purists insist that a perfect critter-style fuck should also be bareback.
Remember that guy I met on MySpace? He came over last night and I fucked him critter style. Twice.
by MountMan December 21, 2006
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crispy critters

Memory loss due to smoking excessive amounts of marijuana. circa 1970s
Man does that dude has crispy critters, he can't even remember his own name.
by Fred Muggs July 29, 2011
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