by Peter the Pussy Penetrator May 21, 2019
Some one who kisses one person's ass inparticular so much that they just have to have a nickname implying so. A severe jeffer or kiss up.
by FacePalmLove June 14, 2010
Person 1: Did you know that dogs can't look up?
Person 2: Well gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel! I didn't know that!
Person 2: Well gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel! I didn't know that!
by Vftw November 08, 2007
He’s so hot, he’s tall and smart and is better than any other male in the room. You want yourself a Criss, you want to be friends with a Criss, you just need one in your life
by LudaCRISS234 November 22, 2021
He was crissing me last night
by dustmug July 30, 2025
This is a sex position where the man sits behind the woman crossing there legs around them and fucking them
by Chodrick May 10, 2018
When a guy and a girl simultaneously take a dump together while having the sex. The guy sits like normal and the girl straddles him facing the other way. They then begin coitus while also shitting. The girl tries to shit between the man's legs but isn't always successful. This is usually preceded by a blumpkin.
Susan and I had both just eaten a spicy meal which caused us to have to shit, but we were feeling frisky, so we decided to perform the criss-cross chocolate sauce.
by JoeShmo1993 December 17, 2017