smacker in the crapper

To ejaculate into a toilet

If he's not giving birth to a bum-baby in there then it's a case of "smacker in the crapper".

by Jebadiah June 19, 2004

Gossip Crapper

(1): Mainly young teenage girls although sometimes guys that go in small groups and gossip about the people around them not caring for their feelings at all

(2): a bathroom that girls go to to gossip in to get some "Privacy"

(3): Someone with dirty gossip or blackmail

(1) "Ommggg did you hear that Daniel is going out with Erika?! like omg they are like such a good matchhhh!! but I heard he was totally checking out Nicole oh it's SO DeLiCIoUs!" this is something a gossip crapper would say

(2)"Ugh guuuyyysss lets go into the bathroom I want some privacy I don't wanna talk about my life in the hallway

(3)" Gahh I hear Heather has blackmail of Brendon I'm so curious!"

by Olivre March 9, 2007

capper crapper

A handicapped bathroom. Sometimes used to fuck because of the immense room compared to regular bathroom stalls.

Can I hit you up in the capper crapper?

by Kevster March 19, 2003

waffle crapper

An amazingly beautiful, and attractive woman. Coined by Adam Carolla, on the late night radio show Love Line.

Damn, that girl's such a waffle crapper i'd suck on her daddy's dick.

by Devin Ray November 8, 2005

betty crapper

This is when you crap in an aluminium foil sheet and wrap it, then put it in the oven. If really wanting to hurt the ecosystem, turn the oven on.

We really messed with the apartment when we accomplished a betty crapper and left it for the owner.

by Ahshjdififjenenenemx January 7, 2018

crapper attacker

Male by nature but prefers to launch his rocket into the brown star.

If a dude stares at your junk he is probably a crapper attacker.

by a66mack November 8, 2009

crapper app

A mobile phone app used frequently and often primarily while a person is otherwise occupied in the restroom.

Me: "Man, I passed three levels today on "Candy Bar Smash" while taking a crap today."

Friend: "What the hell is "Candy Bar Smash?"

Me: "Dude, it's the best crapper app ever. You gotta check it out."

by zackjmack September 2, 2013