Spastic Coupon

Means concept, idea, or deal that was or became convoluted, distorted, or got messed up to an unintended outcome.

I bought thing A at a good price and it turned out to have an issue that made it not a good price. It was a spastic coupon! That person appears to be good person but turned out to be a person that just used you. That person turned out to be a spastic coupon.

Spastic Coupon by Original42 November 20, 2012

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Wet coupon

It’s the action of taking a CVS receipt wrap it around the male member and dip in K.Y Jelly, and then you proceed to take you’re partner to fuck town!

Dude, I totally gave Mary-Ann a wet coupon last night!

Man, I heard that’s the best sex position!

Wet coupon by CVSstoremanager January 16, 2020

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poupon coupon

A "clip 'n' save" slip of paper for a local restaurant dat entitles you to a free or discounted upgrade in da mustard-sauce included wif your meal.

Financially-solvent dude: I really appreciate how Tiffany always orders just bargain-basement fare whenever we go out to eat; she never asks for fancy seasonings unless I have a poupon coupon for said meal.

poupon coupon by QuacksO February 23, 2022

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Happy Go Coupon

the smart, savvy, saving, shopper. Uses coupons wisely, is organized, never pays full price for anything, has on a happy go lucky face. Happy face = happy wallet.

That girl Addy is so Happy Go Coupon when she shops! She doesn't pay JACK for her stuff!

Happy Go Coupon by sea rock February 19, 2011