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pants containment theory

The theory that if you own a pair of pants, everything inside it is yours. If someone wears your pair of pants, all the things inside the pants at that time, including their butt, belong to the pants owner.
According to pants containment theory, you're borrowing my pants therefore that's my butt.
by foootballislife November 24, 2021
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urine container

The little plastic jar you pee in for a urine sample/test.

Also called a Specimen Container.
Tracy received a urine container for a urine sample from her doctor as part of her weekly drug testing routine.
by bob the builder's mom November 16, 2013
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containe

You'll find the pic containe with e-mail.
by Hercolena Oliver March 31, 2009
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Contained

Kept within limit until struggling.
Up ☝ through when I was 9, I was contained wearing my Boxer Briefs Underwear!
by Fendzs December 31, 2021
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Mario Container

When a dude is called Mario, and he is similiar to a container
-Oh look, here's that guy, his name is Mario
-Dude, he'd be a great Mario Container
by Leninator September 8, 2021
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Upside Down Mustard Container

Upside Down Mustard Container (noun)

1. An idiotic attempt at an insult by someone who can't figure out what a good metaphor is.

2. A plastic container for holding and serving mustard, usually a squeeze bottle that can be placed upside down so that the contents are more quickly and easily accessed.
Time slipped away as he searched his idle brain for the perfect insult after an acquaintance had called him out on his usual shenanigans. Unfortunately, nothing came, so he blurted out, "I hate you! You upside down mustard container!" The man on the receiving end laughed and laughed, and then turned and walked away. He hasn't stopped laughing to this day. Not realizing just how lame his comment was, the one hurling the lame attempt at an insult held his head extra high, smiled in a way that looked more creepy than proud, and patted himself on the back for being such a creative, strong young lad.
by ggirlcolo May 2, 2023
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