An individual who succeeds through the use of Aim Assist on Console platforms rather than his or her own skill.
Suji is such a console merchant, his controller is literally playing the game for him!
Ariel cant aim on his own, he needs aim assist to win games. He is such a console merchant.
Ariel cant aim on his own, he needs aim assist to win games. He is such a console merchant.
by MLG420McSwaggerton February 28, 2022
Get the Console Merchantmug. The "Console War" is a period of intense marketing cometition between Sony, Microsoft, Nintendo and each companys respective fanbase. Despite most anti-fanboy speculation, the "console war" is a wonderful thing, in the sense that it brings out the best in every company. Long live Nintendo, long live the "Console War".
NintenDrone: Hey guys I was just playing Mario Galaxy, want to Co-Star?
PSTool: That is so "kiddy".
XBot: Like LittleBigPlanet is any better, I wouldnt be caught dead playing either.
PSTool: At least we have Mature-Rated games unlike that "kiddy" BS Wii.
XBot: I agree.
NintenDrone: There is a difference between "kiddy" and Family-Freindly retard. Oh and have you ever heard of a little game called No More Heroes.
These arguments are the reason games like Super Mario Galaxy, MGS4, and Halo 3 exist.
I salute you "Console War".
PSTool: That is so "kiddy".
XBot: Like LittleBigPlanet is any better, I wouldnt be caught dead playing either.
PSTool: At least we have Mature-Rated games unlike that "kiddy" BS Wii.
XBot: I agree.
NintenDrone: There is a difference between "kiddy" and Family-Freindly retard. Oh and have you ever heard of a little game called No More Heroes.
These arguments are the reason games like Super Mario Galaxy, MGS4, and Halo 3 exist.
I salute you "Console War".
by NintendoFan December 12, 2009
Get the Console Warmug. Poor people that think console's are better and always will be better than pc's. Well these people are wrong. Also non as faggots.
by The Devils Advocate October 31, 2013
Get the console gamermug. A person that perfers a console over a pc. But they acknowledge that a pc is better, but they just prefer a console. NOTE: This is not to be mistaken with a console peasent, they think that a pc is worse then a console and will always defend consoles.
Console player: yeah I enjoy playing on a console more then pc, but a pc is better then a console
Console peasent: WHAT ARE U SAYING!!!!! A CONSOLE IS THE SUPREME GAMING PLATFORM.
Console peasent: WHAT ARE U SAYING!!!!! A CONSOLE IS THE SUPREME GAMING PLATFORM.
by Sinji July 8, 2020
Get the Console Playermug. Someone who has loads of knowledge about both Xbox and PlayStation, wears PlayStation and Xbox clothing indefinitely, and owns both consoles.
1: That guy with the Xbox One T-shirt is playing a PS4! Traitor!
2: Nah, he's just a console Bisexual.
2: Nah, he's just a console Bisexual.
by Trerry June 30, 2015
Get the Console Bisexualmug. 
Masturbation that occurs after one has attempted and failed to have sex with someone. May be called a "consolation fap" by someone born after 1990.
We went back to her place and I thought this was the night, but she said she wasn't ready so I settled for a consolation wank after she fell asleep.
by ghostofshoegazer February 12, 2014
Get the consolation wankmug.