confirmative

The word a Zeus uses instead of affirmative or confirmed when s/he is unable to make up their mind

Soldier: "Broadway can we get an arsenal"
Broadway: "Confirmative"

by Unicron5120 July 7, 2017

Confirmation bias confirmed

Well that was about what I expected.

Hym "So, confirmation bias confirmed. I mean, it didn't even really require any research at this point."

by Hym Iam December 11, 2025

Confirmed Sausage Fest

An event in which it is guaranteed and widely known that no females will be present. Commonly used to describe poker nights, sci-fi marathons and LAN parties.

Man, I'm not going to Connor's curry night, it's a confirmed sausage fest

by AndyTheRoo May 12, 2011

pee of confirmation

the trickle or absolute blast that occurs after the finish of a dump nit is the only way to be certain of completion

I took a dump and left before I had the pee of confirmation and I was hit like a truck during class

by kingofpoo32 July 6, 2021

Confirmation theory

Not to be confused with the study.

When you come up with a theory for a subjects that shares or identifies similar aspects, of which imply another theory. This theory confirms another, in logic with what’s been expressed, whether directly or indirectly.

Symbolic in relation. Hint of mutuality. Sarcasm marked.

Larry - “The time doesn’t shoot too far out as he loops further, I think he gets killed in the end.”

Tom- “That would make sense why blood stains appear later in the loops as he keeps looping further. Cool confirmation theory.”

Larry-“Stfu Tom! That’s not gonna happen.”

by 1ksoss February 22, 2024

Wipe to Confirm

The act of wiping your butt a last time to confirm that your hole is clean and completely rid of crap. Used to reaffirm the suspicion that you've finished wiping when your previous fold of toilet paper is stainless.

Derived from the phrase, "Swipe to Confirm"

John: Man, my ass is itchy...
Dale: You sure you wiped properly, bro?
John: Nah I was in a rush man, didn't have time to check
Dale: Dayum! That's nasty! I always check properly before I leave... Wipe to Confirm, Wipe to Confirm, man

by John Dale August 15, 2012

Confirm Target

Any single target of a different distance in a stage that involves plate rack engagement. Irregardless of size and/or relative distance

Engage the plate rack large to small then the confirm target.

by Hillbillychemist September 24, 2025