clomentional

A word I made up. It means whatever the hell I want it to mean at the moment I use it.

-Redhermit, 2020

"Hmm, Tony isnt being very clomentional today is he?"

Or

"That car is non-clomentional"

Again, It means whatever I say it means.

by Redhermit October 17, 2020

why come

The combination of the phrases why and how come usually in connection with a question about anything.

Sue: We have to go to that thing tonight.

Bob: Why come?

Sue: Did you just say why come?

Bob: Yeah, why come?

Sue: Sigh

by Rich N. Kreemy January 7, 2008

come home the kids miss you

a term you use when your down bad for someone especially if many people find them attractive, they all tend to say this

*sees someone attractive on my tiktok fyp*
me: come home the kids miss you
yasss

by iminlovewithmybestfriendlmao December 11, 2021

The Boys Come Marching Home

Upon venturing into the glory hole of your sexual partner, after giving her one hell of an orgasm, she will emit a moan of pure ecstasy, and you will know you've completed a job well done.

NOTE: This is synonymous with "Completing Your Final Mission"

Little Tony, everyone's lovable little scamp, went to a party with his more matured friends. He meets a girl.

Enter Tony, stage left

Tony: Hey there. Would you like to talk with me for a little while?

Esmeralda: Sure sweet heart.

Enter Mordechai, Tony's wingman.

Mordechai: Hey there, Tony ol' buddy ol' pal! I see you've been hittin' it off with this hoe for a little while now. You gonna fuck her or what?

Tony: Oh, um, excuse me miss, my friend here is a little under the influence. You see, his blood alcohol content has exceeded its-

Esmeralda: Oh it's okay, I'm used to it.

Suddenly, Mordechai arouses the crowd, and a riot breaks out, in which Tony and Esmeralda surf the crowd together.

Tony: Oh my, I knew I shouldn't have come to this shindig! I have a test tomorrow!

Esmeralda: You need to lighten up, big boy. You as tense as a bag o' chips.

Suddenly, Mordechai and the others throw Tony and Esmeralda in a room, and the door is blocked by the fellow party-goers. They are in the room alone for 3 hours. This is the first time they have been alone all night.

After being in the room for all that time, the door knob began to twist. Everyone fell silent and stared at the door.

After it opened, Tony stood there, belt buckle undone.

Tony: The Boys Come Marching Home.

The crowd bursts into cheers

Mordechai: LET'S PARTY

Suddenly, "Feeling Hot Hot Hot" started playing, and everyone danced

FIN

by Mother Fucker Extrodinaire November 28, 2009

on the come up

somethin that's not quite happenin yet, but on the vurge of blowin up or makin some serious noise.

I got some thangs in the works but I can't talk about it yet. It's definitely on the come up, word ta mother.

by the excalibur November 11, 2008

chuck comeau

Chuck Comeau is the drummer of the band, Simple Plan. He's hard working and dedicated to his band and is one of the main songwriters.

- "For everybody who hates our band, there's like 1000 kids who fucking love it. So, to me, that's a pretty good ratio. It's all good, it's all worth it."
- "We never asked everyone in the world to like our band. I think we make musiv for ourselves and the kids out there who enjoy it. The rest of the people don't have to come to out shows and don't have to fucking wear simple Plan shirts."

i rest my case. Chuck Comeau rocks.

by \\ Jane // April 18, 2006

come throw the pipe

“piping” someone means fucking them

And we got a lotta time (time)
Baby, come throw the pipe (pipe)

by comfy user November 2, 2021