antique collector

Any young man who likes to actively date OLDER women.

Mark is 23 and dating Lisa who is 49. Mark is a freaking "antique collector".

by Titus F5 June 24, 2016

Tim's Collection

The collection and distribution of what can only be an estimated number in the thousands of Tim Hortons cups that reached out to cover much of the garage storage space. The exact number will never be known but it can be assured this collection was due to the hard work of many. Literally thousand of dollars were 'poured into' or 'pissed out of' this venture.

Ed: I knocked it over. Its spilling what the fuck?
Code: Musta been foug's there's still hot chocolate in it.
A: Figures

by foug January 12, 2005

Pulling A Coppertone

When someone you know bends over all of the time and shows his/her butt and looks like the little girl on the coppertone bottle.

Briana was pulling a coppertone when she went to get waters out of the fridge.

by Cherie Elise September 7, 2009

nectar collector

A glass or metal and silicone pipe used to smoke dabs by being heated with a lighter or torch. Once heated it is put over the wax and you suck out the other end like a straw and it is vaporized.

whos got the nectar collector i got 3g of wax

by stonedtothebone420 January 17, 2019

Collectomaniac

Person so obsessed with collectibles and antiques and the like that they really should just find a way to make it a business because it's taking all their time and energy anyway.

Christopher'd better just open a shop - he's such a collectomaniac that his wife can't even move in their house!

by thejen_i May 1, 2012

Tax Collector

The classic sex move where one does the following:

1. Shave off all your pubes and put them in a little bag.
2. Get a blow-job from someone.
3. When you are about to come get the pubes in your hand.
4. Shoot your load on the persons face and toss the pubes in the semen on thier face.
5. The person has been "tarred and feathered" like British tax-collectors in colonial times.

Man 1: That chick is a total drama queen.

Man 2: Yeah, someone should give her a Tax Collector.

angry dragon hot karl

by Dick Cobra April 14, 2010

Coleton

A really awesome guy! Really funny, plays guitar, sings, and plays football. Not very good at multitasking. Loves the color blue. Coleton is someone who should hurry up and ask me to homecoming!! :)

Person 1: wouldn't it be so awesome if Coleton sang and played guitar for me when he asked me to homecoming? Jus sayin.

Person 2: yes that would be so awesome

by Leeky :) September 6, 2011