colonel cluster fucks

nickname for the students who go to colonel by secondary school.

Student 1: Hey, colonel cluster fucks!!!

Students 2,3,4,5,6: SHUT UP!! We're not colonel cluster fucks just because we go to colonel by!

Student 1: Yes it does...colonel cluster fucks!!!

by ColonelBy2013 December 16, 2011

Cluster fuck

When an orgy is crashed by a bunch of gay men, they then tie everyone up and rape the shit out of them

My ass is sore. i was having an orgy but some gay guys cluster fucked us!

by Amiable companion Friday September 15, 2010

rolling cluster fuck

A derogatory term used to describe an individuals ongoing total and complete failure to competently complete their work or mission, due to their idiocy, administrative stupidity and stubbornness; or the result of same.

His(her)work is all screwed up. He(she)is a 'rolling cluster fuck.'

by Brandt Domas February 27, 2004

Iranian Cluster Fuck

A sexual indulgence not at all involving the Iranian people or its beliefs. The act entails dousing oneself in plutonium and masturbatory fluids while religiously praising the glory of our Dear Leader, Kim Jong-un. Afterwards, the individual must sneak through the Chinese border--Seppuku must take place if the individual in question is already within the nation of China--and continue to obtain nuclear launch codes on which he/she will smuggle into Iran via the anus so that a large group of security guards will have to manually retrieve the said object with their hands. This is done solely for the pleasure of the individual.

Guy 1: Shit, brah. I got so zobbled last night that I participated in an Iranian Cluster Fuck with that mentally crippled cousin I told you about.

Guy 2: The Holocaust was a lie, bro.

by Kiki Reeves August 2, 2012

Mongolian Cluster Fuck

I group of people, cars, or animals that seem to all be at the same place at the same time, preventing each other from moving on. A seemingly unmoveable mass of objects that looks totally inefficient.

Dude, the traffic tonight was a disaster!! There were so many cars in this one accident, it looked like a Mongolian Cluster Fuck.

by Bill Smales September 8, 2006

Bavarian Cluster Fuck

Like a Mongolian Cluster Fuck, but with beer and sausage.

The recruits were given the command "To the Rear, March." Half of them kept going, a few went to the rear, and the rest just stood there with beer and sausage. It was a Bavarian Cluster Fuck

by Can we get food somewhere? June 20, 2009

canadian cluster fuck

a large canadian orgy

I was in Quebec and saw a canadian cluster fuck and came a little.

by communist billy mays November 2, 2010