Skeech-clause

Noun: An individual who free loads and pot licks another individual's hard
work.

Someone who never wants to help you out, but will always take a handout from you

"Look, there's a Skeech-Clause. He is always skeeching for some
free shit."

by Cooter T. Bass August 05, 2008

santa clause

when a boy had a extremly white penis, that has bright red and/or orange pubic hair. giving it the efffect of santa clause because of the white and red/orange.

"jimmys red pubic hair and extremly pale penis gave him a santa clause."

by AliceBlack November 01, 2006

shortcut clause

Invoking the shortcut clause indicates you never wish to discuss a specifically distasteful topic again. It's entymology can be found in a "Simpsons" episode (www.tv.com/the-simpsons/itchy-and-scratchy-land/episode/1392/trivia.html) wherein the family takes a shortcut and a smash-cut brings us back to them, in disarray, with Homer intoning ominously, "Let us never speak of the shortcut again".

You would not use the shortcut clause to avoid talking about something good, only something too horrible or traumatic to want to relive in any manner.

She: How was your date with my sister?

He: I claim the shortcut clause.

by Keep The Reason March 04, 2009

Santa Clausing

Terrible dancing in which the male places the female upon his lap while standing and attempts to move poorly to the beat of the song.

That guy was such a bad dancer; he was just Santa Clausing up on me. He was rubbing his leg all up in there.

by The SC Victim April 28, 2011

rittie clause

One who has a ritalin perscription and hands it out as a party drug.

Rittie Clause is getting his new shipment today, and then I'm working for 12 straight hours.

by blaugh June 01, 2006

The Adam Clause

A clause in the Friends With Benefits contract in which both parties agree to end said contract after a certain date has been reached.

Her: Hey, I know we’ve had a great summer and all… but I think I’m going to innact The Adam Clause.
Him: How does August 23rd sound?

by BruntBlue April 18, 2018

Santa Clausing

Santa clausing is the task of running over to some far away and do something to them.

Yeah I went over there and santa Claus fucked her

That guy just came over here and santa clause punched me

Santa clausing is the best way to fuck

by Bigbmann12 July 23, 2018