Clarinet

I don't know I've never heard one.

Band Director: Ok band from the beginning
After the song ends
Band Director: Clarinets are you even playing

by fermatata November 23, 2018

Clarie

A girl/woman who is typically geeky but cute. Usually Asian and are petite. They are smart, funny, talented, and beautiful all around. Someone you would like to have in your life.

Woah dude I just was with Clarie yesterday and it was a great time!

by Dr.KnowItAllBitch November 25, 2013

clarinet mafia

the best group that you'd wanna be in..

yes we r clarinet mafia

by yesohyesohno September 8, 2020

Clariceism

The use of a word that only the user has an understand to the meaning, despite the user fully believing the word is of common use.

She stunned her peers when she announced "My hipacampaloop isn't working today". A true Clariceism

by BMaeson April 18, 2008

Clarinettage

The amount of clarinet practice you have done in a time frame. Clarinettage is slang and can be used colloquially in an informal conversation.

Your friend approaches you and asks, "Hey Sam how much practice have you done today?" I would reply "Well i have done about 3.5 hours of Clarinettage today Gabi, what about you?"

by Samuel Cantori January 1, 2009

Clarise

A gorgeous loving girl who everybody falls in love when you first see her! Unbelievably caring,has a big heart,shy,and independent!Very intelligent and sometimes thinks to much into things. When she sees something she doesn’t like she will automatically jump into conclusions...She is also a flirta lil bit of tease and gets a kick out of guys getting jealous of each other over her!!Shes a keeper! When she loves somebody hard...she’s the DOWNEST FEMALEon earth! When you want to meet up and you text her out of nowhere... she will literally stop what she’s doing just to go to see you!! She has great style and every guy would love to have a girl like clarise! SHE IS VERY LOYAL!!! This girls is very addicting! This girl will BLOW your mind in bed! She’s shy but the biggest freak you’ll ever meet!

Boy #1: ayoo!!! Who’s that?
Boy #2: who? Clarise? I know her!
Boy #3: let me holler yea?
Boy #2 nooo she’s going to reject you...trust me!!!

by True love ❤️ October 4, 2018

Flaming Clarinet

A sexual act that occurs when person A shits into a clarinet, lights it on fire, and forcible inserts it into the anus or vagina of person B. This is not a sexual act for the faint of heart.

Becky: Ohhhhh, baby, give me that flaming clarinet!
Ryan: I don't know, I just pooped. I don't think I can squeeze one out right now.
Becky: It's fine. I just ate Taco Bell; the poop is flowing like the Rio Grande!

by Cockdriller August 11, 2010