Chew Meat

The excess skin that hangs down from a "pooter". Extra big vagina lips.

"Damn girl, that chew meat is outta control"!!!

by Frainslug December 30, 2005

Chewbacca Balls

The presence of an unusually large amount of cock bag hair that looks like chewbacca's face after walking through a wind tunnel.

That guy needs to "manscape", he has chewbacca balls.

by MTinez December 28, 2007

Charleston chew

A long, fluffy marshmallow filled candy bar which Slim Shady would be crazy enough to choke you to death with.

"And I'm still loco enough to choke you to death with a Charleston chew"
- Eminem
(Forgot About Dre)

by nnddrrjj September 30, 2012

chew and jew

To leave a restaurant without leaving a tip, thus 'jewing' the serving staff.

Server 1: Why so sad?

Server #2: I had two tables chew and jew already this evening.

Server #1: That sucks. But it's also kind of racist of you.

Server #2: Fuck you.

by NilesFitzgibbons March 19, 2008

Chewbacca Gargle

when you have explosive diarrhea so bad that you are mistaken for chewbacca gargling in the bathroom.

explosive diarrhea combined with a loud moan or cry.

"those tacos were deadly, i was chewbacca gargling all night!"

"i just chewbacca gargled all over the back of the toilet!"

by j3k November 24, 2009

Chain Chewer

Immediately after spitting out old, flavorless gum, the person pulls out a new piece of gum and starts chewing it.

Yeah, Ashley is unfortunatly a chain chewer. She's up to a pack of orbit a day now.

by doublebrah March 5, 2010

can't walk and chew gum at the same time

A person who is extremely clumsy, or who often is sporting bandages covering minor injuries, might be said to be incapable of "walking and chewing gum at the same time".

After the third time in one month that the new office assistant was electrocuted while trying to clear a paper jam in the office copier, the supervisor shook his head and asked the Personnel office to move the employee to another department with no machinery in it, as "this guy can't walk and chew gum at the same time".

by ctsurv553 October 15, 2015