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chernobyl gas mask

When a lady sits on there lovers face and queefs directly into there lovers throat.
Woman: Wanna try a Chernobyl gas mask?
Man: I would love for you to queef directly into my throat.
by jmgmh June 12, 2016
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chernobyl catfish

When someone catfishes you and shows up to the date looking nothing like what you expected and has a nuclear level meltdown when you bring it up
How was your date last night?

Oh she looked nothing like her pictures. It ended up being a Chernobyl Catfish
by Sasa134134 January 31, 2020
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Chernobyl piss

A mix of vinegar, piss, shit and other bodily fluids used to deface public bathrooms.
Come on Carl, let’s make up a few gallons of Chernobyl Piss to use in the library!

All right man, I’ll get the vinegar!
by PißRaum March 12, 2025
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Chernobyl Meltdown

Having sex after eating food that destroys your stomach, leading to an uncontrollable mid-sex bung evacuation.
Me and a friend of mine decided to do a "Chernobyl Meltdown" together. Let's say that required more cleaning than we thought.
by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025
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Chernobyl NPP

Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant, also known as Chernobyl NPP, was a nuclear power plant located close to Pripyat. It is famous for the April 25, 1986 Chernobyl Nuclear Disaster.
Gopnik 1: “Hey, you ever been to Chernobyl NPP?”
Gopnik 2: “My father was a liquidator, but that’s about it.”
by I think this is a good name November 15, 2023
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chernobyl chode

A chode that looks like it’s survived a nuclear accident.
My boyfriend has a Chernobyl chode, when we have sex he has to put a radioactive suit on his penis instead of a condom.
by Pipes on my poop December 4, 2020
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Chernobyl

The use of the word Chernobyl (/tʃɜ rˈnoʊbəl/), usually referred to the nuclear disaster, as a metaphor for hybridity, mutation, human error but most importantly as a new opportunity, a celebration of life, the “Carpe Diem” of Eastern Europe.
—Ey man not sure about going out today, feeling lazy..
—Damn.. Chernobyl! we only live once!
by tropicalcapitol January 16, 2018
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