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Chernobyl NPP

Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant, also known as Chernobyl NPP, was a nuclear power plant located close to Pripyat. It is famous for the April 25, 1986 Chernobyl Nuclear Disaster.
Gopnik 1: “Hey, you ever been to Chernobyl NPP?”
Gopnik 2: “My father was a liquidator, but that’s about it.”
by I think this is a good name November 15, 2023
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Chernobylized

When something is so burnt that it looks as if it’s been hit with 50,000 sieverts of radiation..it looks like your mom..
Your mom Chernobylized the lasagna because she can’t cook.

My baking sheet is Chernobylized.
by Drop Like a Kennedy January 11, 2024
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Chernobyl Grey

A symptom, brought about by malnutrition and general unhealthiness, which leads to a skin pigmentation not distinct to the colour of the landscape after a nuclear disaster.
Due to the student's inability to look after himself, after 3 years his skin had turned Chernobyl grey
by rower11 September 1, 2017
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Chernobyl

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death chernobyl
by uwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu May 10, 2022
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Chernobylized

An object, place, event, etc. that has turned into something that looks like the Chernobyl Disaster, or similar to it.
Person 1: "Come see what I cooked for dinner."
Person 2: "That lools like it straight-up got Chernobylized."
by ToastMelon September 26, 2024
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Chernobyl Experience

A deep fixed fascination or cogitabund of the Chernobyl nuclear power plant, its incident and the results of its significance.
“I think the entire chernobyl experience is fascinating for me”
by Wog Dog November 13, 2024
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Chernobyl lesbian

A niche but potent subgenre of chapstick lesbian characterized by soft masculinity/futch energy, trauma, and a constant state of intellectual and nutritional collapse. She’s tired, malnourished, mildly radioactive (in spirit), and knows too much about both poetry and nuclear fallout.

Wears oversized coats she found in a secondhand bin labeled “ARMY.”
Has under-eye circles that could be mistaken for makeup but aren't.
Smokes cigarettes or snusar while explaining why she doesn’t believe in hope but still recycles.
Cites Karin Boye, Anna Akhmatova, and maybe Schopenhauer on the first date.

Core traits include, but are not limited to,
- Quiet desperation
- Deep anti-authoritarianism
- Obsession with ecological collapse
- A strange mix of tenderness and toxicity (sometimes lovebombs)
- A queer, bleak sense of humor that would concern most therapists.

Emotionally: she’s a tragic Slavic film from 1976.
Aesthetically: post-apocalyptic futch.
Politically: anti-fascist, vaguely socialist.
She's chain-smoking by the train tracks reading Death in Venice. God, I think I just spotted a Chernobyl lesbian in the wild.
by Raquiesha July 14, 2025
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