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Delta Eta Chapter

A chapter of the fraternity Beta Theta Pi who's members consist primarily of BETA males. They are the dudes on campus who would rather sit inside and play video games than go to the beach with a friends. Their daily interactions with women include Hentai characters and Beta Roses (women who get along better with boys than girls). While there are one or two roses at a given time, all members in the Delta Eta Chapter are down BAD for them. The common way to impress Roses includes singing stupid ass fraternity songs and avoiding eye contact. Since this chapter of a non alcoholic frat is located on an engineering campus, someone weighing 160 pounds soaking wet and can run a mile in around an hour is considered 'buff.'
"hey man you going to that big semiformal, there's gonna be cake balls and swing dancing music"

"Hell no bruh, the Delta Eta Chapter is for virgins. I'm smashinh a fifth tonight."
by BetaBoner August 5, 2021
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3rd chapter effect

The 3rd chapter effect is when the 3rd chapter seems more rushed than the other chapters
The game danganronpa is a good example of the 3rd chapter effect. In all 3 main games, the 3rd chapters are criticised for seeming rushed, as if they had to kill off two characters. The double murder in the 3rd chapter is olmost tradition at this point. But hey, the 3rd chapters usually have the best memes like the glorious sEeSaW EfFeCt.
by Seesawaifu April 26, 2019
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Armaments Chapter 2:9-21

“And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, ‘O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.’ And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and- Skip a bit me liege And the Lord spake, saying, ‘First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'”
"Consult the Book of Armaments!"
"Armaments Chapter 2:9-21"
Recite verses
"Ok, here we go"
"1! 2! 5!"
"Three Sir"
"3!"
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Chapter

A thing that describes what page or if you are listening.
Are you on our chapter right now.
by Redsue March 21, 2017
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Chapter 39

Chapter 39 or 39 - Fuck
From author John Marrs best selling psychological thriller - Keep it in the Family

Chapter 39 has gone viral and has a huge following.

Chapter 39

FINN

Fuck.
by World's Okayest Mom February 7, 2024
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Chattanooga chapter book

This was thought up by my friend George. When you shit in someone’s ass crack and then clap there cheeks together.
“I gave my girlfriend a hot Chattanooga chapter book”
by Invader zyn May 26, 2024
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Simple Chapter and Verse

A bible reference that one may use in a real-life situation to simplify a long-winded statement or decision by breaking it down in short form. (a.k.a simple chapter and verse).
Guy 1: You're going.
Guy 2: No I'm not.
Guy 1: Lemme break it down to you in simple chapter and verse, you're going!
by The Wedding Crasher April 29, 2011
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