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Shided and farded and camed

When you shid and fard and came your pants, this is the definition
Person 1: I SHIDED AND FARDED AND CAMED MY PANTS GEORGE
George: Hold my oatmeal
by FARD TIME June 17, 2018
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canada man

a superhero of Canadian descent. He fights evil with hockey pucks of justice and a beer in hand.

He chases criminals shouting things like "Take off you nub!" or "I'm gonna steam roll you, eh"
Canada Man stopped the theif by cross-checking him into the boards and still managed to not spill his beer.
by sparkla April 11, 2008
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Canadian Wedding Night

One person wearing flannel covers them self in maple syrup and another person fucks them while apologizing profusely.
"Hey Bob what's the 5 gallons of maple syrup for, eh?"
"Oh, I'm just having a good ol' Canadian Wedding Night."

"I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. OH GOD I'M SORRY. EH."
by MOOSEFUCKER November 22, 2014
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Canadian Goodbye

Politely leaving a party while fairly sober. Often enacted by asking if anyone needs anything. adjacent to an 'Irish Goodbye.'
I thought that chump was too drunk to drive but I realized he was fine what he did that Canadian Goodbye.
by Doctor Ubuntu Palindrome May 29, 2015
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Canadian Handshake

Jacking someone off with a Hockey glove lathered in maple syrup.
My boyfriend and I went to Vancouver, he was too tired from the flight to go out for dinner so we ordered room service, gave each other a Canadian Handshake and went to bed.
by Spinning Jenny November 29, 2017
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Canadian Log Splitter

When performing the act of anal sex the female defecates upon the males penis, and in doing so splitting the feces into two pieces.
Last night I was plowing this chick's ass and she gave me a Canadian Log Splitter.
by Jay slough April 19, 2010
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canadian water skiing

When you tie someone to the back of a car and drag them around the streets. Done in order to seriously annoy people.
Hey, did you hear about that guy who didn't pay the gang what they wanted? He got taken on a little Canadian water skiing trip. I haven't heard from him.
by AllTheMemes October 7, 2016
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